Declaration

An invitation to our WHAKi journey.

lyrics
Attention rooftop lovers
and cracked sidewalk dwellers:
Your god is here,
In the lazy foothills,
singing swallows,
The pink purple yellows,
The junk car squeal-out bellows,
The passing neighborhood-type fellows
and the waxed, thin-lipped moon
saying 'hello'...'hello...'hello'...'hello'...'hello'

style electropoet

ElectroPretzel

An epic electronic journey through the sourdoughiness of an Overjoyed Pretzel.

style elecdough instrumental

Already Dead

A mid-tempo riff-rock extravaganza about three friends and their existence, or lack thereof.

lyrics
Josh works in a library,
reading books all the time.
He works with some fine women,
but he never crosses the line,
'cause he knows it's too late
and they're already dead.

Shanah gives out money
to the starving masses.
She works with some ruddy people
living in the lower classes
'cause she knows it's too late
and they're already dead.

Me, I'm just a wanderer,
travelling 'round this country.
I work wherever I can get it
and try to love everybody
'cause I know it's too late
and they're already dead.

Us lovers three, we like to party -
drink our wine and smoke our stuff
hoping we never have to leave.

Too sexy to be dead.

style rock

God Money

A divine inspiration recorded and sent to your ears for a low, low price.

lyrics
Now, I will be frank with you. I have never said this before. I have never felt this way before...Garrd can make you all millionaires. I have talked to a lot of people in a lot of places and have never said that before, until HE gave me a vision.
A divine message from Garrd.

You need to show a sign of your faith
You need to sow the seeds
then Garrd will give you financial healing,
to thank you for your good deeds

Yes, Garrd will give you financial healing
He said to me
What you give, three times you will receive
That’s right
What you give, three times you will receive

So call now and sow your seed
Put it on your credit card if you are in need

if the phone lines are busy, just keep trying to call!
to sow your seed, no matter how small.

One Thousand
Garrd will make it three thousand

Five thousand
Soon you'll see fifteen-thousand
In Garrd We Trust!
In Garrd We Trust!
For He can make you a millionaire,
and You will make me a billionare,

dialogue with 3 who have been saved

I will pray for you
Sow your seed
I will pray for you
Sow your seed
I will prey on you

style prosperity gospel music

Powdered Creamer

A power rock rap about the explosive milk alternative coffee additive.

lyrics
(haven't seen it all afternoon)

(Powdered Creamer. Where is it?)

I put it in my coffee,
I put it in my tea
I put it in my baby
and she puts it in me
Powdered Creamer tastes so very tasty
It tastes better than that bee honey.

I like it in the morning,
I like it at the night.
I like it when I'm feeling happy
or when I'm feeling uptight.

Powdered Creamer you're the one for me.
I don't want no half and half
even though she's silky.

Powdered Creamer you're a dreamer.

Shake it baby
You're so crumbly

Stir it up
you melt in my coffee cup.

You make it milky but you're not.

(unintelligible)

Don't know what you're made of
But I love the taste

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Corn Syrup Solids
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Sodium Caseinate, a milk derivative
Dipotassium Phosphate
Sodium Aluminosilicate
Mono- and Diglycerides
Diacetyl Tartaric Acid
Sodium Tripoliophosphate
Esters of Mono and Diglycerides
Artificial Flavors
Beta Carotene and RiboFlavin
Artificial Colors
Contains Milk
May Contain Soy

style kitchen funk

Tangled Up

When Zakk is playing music, he has a hard time of sitting still. So when WHAKi was recording in the small studio, he kept getting tangled up in all his cords and had to slowly turn around in circles to unwind himself.

Keep that picture in mind when listening to this song.

style 50's fazz junk

Thrown Down

The last 3 minutes of a 40 minutes jam. Listen to The Making of Thrown Down for a glimpse into the workings of WHAKi.

style throw a rock in your face instrumental

Dermyn Z. German

Dermyn Z. German is an über-euro romp through one starry-eyed logologist’s dream to be in the films.

lyrics
I want to be in your moving pictures

style euro dance

No Company for That

Man tries to sell lard in these tough times. Man gets stuck in a rut. Man meets lady. Man sells lard.

lyrics
Times is Rough
Times is hard
Tryin' to make some money
selling some lard
but you know,
there ain't no company for that.

Well I go downtown
and I look for some booze
you know, when you're drunk
you can never lose,
but not me,
I'm the man in the crack.

So I dream of a place
where the foods is fried
and the stock of lard
is in short supply -
I wake up and see her walking by.

Hey there honey, can you get me a beer?
Been stuck in this crack for about a year.
Thanks for the taste, much obliged -
Let me tell you about the dream I've had all my life -

Where there's a lack of lard
and the foods is fried
She said "I know that place"
and I nearly cried.
She helped me up with my bag of lard
I slid right out when she pulled real hard.

Out of the crack.
Gonna sell my lard.
Now that there's company for that.

style down on luck country

Satellite

A soothing spaced-out trajectory through the cosmos. Join The Satellite on it’s journey.

style space trance instrumental